You shall not pass!

First a little intro why the hell I’m writing this. So you know what to expect and how to treat my rant, right? So there are no misunderstandings etc. Right? Agreed?

First of all I’m getting old and grumpy. Happens, you have to live with it. And I need to release some of that steam or it will boil and I snap and there will be some innocent casualties. So you, dear randoms of the Internet, are my vent.

In general I divide people in two ‘races’. The main difference between them is how wrinkled their brain is. So no matter what skin tone, hair or background people have, what matters is if they have the capacity to use their brains to interact with society around them. And don’t get me wrong. I’m not talking about any disabilities, just purposely ironed brain surface rendering those poor f***ers unfit to move smoothly between other members of our society.

This first rant will be indeed about movement itself.

Or rather about the opposite.

And will be about London Dwellers. But it can be easily generalised on to other Brits, EUers or even the Earthlings in general. Sorry. Some of THEM just f*** me off so much…

I was raised to be conscious about space around me and people in that space. Not to take too much space, not to leave too little space to others. Move away if people need to pass etc.

Most people don’t have these habits. Even here in UK, in damn London where people have instinct to queue up, to “stand on the right, walk on the left”. They do obey all enforced rules that are backed up by omnipresent labels, signs etc.

But besides that, no instincts whatsoever.

Typical situation like this: a person or a small group walk through door, narrow passage, tunnel then get out of it and… immediately slow down or stop. Right there! No moving away even a bit. No even checking if they stand in the way of others trying to leave the narrow passage.

It drives me crazy. So much that I started to just bump in them on purpose, shouting “excuse me” etc.

in other cases people seem to b just attracted by narrow places. Imagine a pavement. Not too wide, not too narrow, just normal. But here and there there is a bin, a small fence, a pole, a door wide open, any other thing creating a bottleneck. Guess where people stop to chat, to search their bags, to tie a shoelace, to text! Right f***ing there!

There is more like that.

I can go on like this much longer. But you get a gist I hope.

I consider those poor sods suffering self inflicted flattened brain syndrome. Not enough of grey matter surface to comprehend space and other individuals around them.

Move out of the f***ing way!!!

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